kirwa

Said by people that arent educated enough to say "kurwa" usually followed by "mac" though it should be "mać"

Im a dumb bitch
*slams penis in car door*
Oh kirwa mac

kirwa by Natalka bubuaua April 30, 2022

Kira Yoshikage

Someone who is 33 years old; has a house in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, is not married; works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest; doesn't smoke, occasionally drinks; in bed by 11 PM, makes sure to get eight hours of sleep, no matter what; has a glass of warm milk, does about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, usually has no problems sleeping until morning; Just like a baby, wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning; was told there were no issues at their last check-up; wishes to live a very quiet life; takes care not to trouble themselves with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause them to lose sleep at night; although, if they were to fight they wouldn't lose to anyone (except Josuke Higashikata).

What a Beautiful Duwang! - Kira Yoshikage

Kira Yoshikage by Goldstation June 18, 2019

Yoshikage Kira 

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Person 1: do you know who Kira is
Person 2: yes he says "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

Yoshikage Kira by BruhJoe February 14, 2020

My name is Yoshikage Kira 

A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself

Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class

Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

My name is Yoshikage Kira by Kureiji diayamondo December 7, 2020

Kirana 

Is a really pretty and talented girl

She might be shy or might be dying inside
But trust me she is amazing

Kirana is so bright she makes the sun jealous

Kirana by Melodyisreal June 11, 2018

kirari momobami 

I don’t care how busy I get, I will always make time to cook and clean and be the best house pet I can be for kirari momobami

Kirari momobami is hot and can rail the *** out of me until I ******* *** and then she can **** ** *** please just **** out of me

kirari momobami by lmaogsgahahah January 9, 2021

Yoshikage Kira 

1. To be33 years old
2. To live in the northeastern section of Morioh
3. To not be married
4. To work as an employee at the Same Yu department stores
5. To get home by 8 pm at the latest
6. To never smoke but occasionally drink
7. To be in bet at 11 pm
8. To get exactly 8 hours of sleep
9. To have a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretches before bed
10. To sleep like a baby
11. To be told you had no issues your last check-up
12. To not trouble yourself with enemies
13. To want to live a quiet life

Josuke: "did you hear that explosion?!"
Okuyasu: "yes, I think it was just Yoshikage Kira."

Yoshikage Kira by Sprout Wackey March 11, 2020