A My Hero Academia fictional paring between Eijirou “Red Riot” Kirishima and Mina “Pinky” Ashido. Mina inspires Eijirou in middle school and he changes his appearance and works hard to improve his superpower to become marketable just like her. Eijirou inspires Mina when they went to high school and she took inspiration from his Unbreakable to make Acid-Man. She’s also the only person in their high school that knows Kirishima’s true self and they both rescue each other from Gigantomachia.
Person A: “I hate KiriMina because it’s homophobic and Kirishima is gay.”
Person B: Let me guess: you’re a KiriBaku fujoshi?”
Person A: “Of course I am, KiriBaku is canon!”
Person B: “OK, go back and tell me when Kirishima bases his whole personality from middle school Ashido, I’ll wait.”
Kromitis is when you are at a bar of strip joint and you start to believe that the girls there realy like you and arnt just being nice so they can get more money out of you.
Rick, John, and Brain were at the strip joint and they all came down with a mean case of kromitis.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.