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kiromitsu 

the person with this name is prolly the most kindest yet rudest person you'll ever meet. They have a carefree attitude 24/7 like they dont fucking care. oh your momma died? ok. They'll try to comfort you, though not so fond of affection, so dont expect any hugs coming from them (maybe if you asked they'd be willing). they're the type to hear you talk it out while rubbing ur back. Warm 24/7, literally a walking heater, as well as flirty(not really) I think they'll flirt with you a lot if you are close, prolly a pansexual and is genderfluid (dont take this to heart, they just give out the vibes fr) if ur friend with one please take good care of them.
name: *uh idk ranting about how ur life is shitty or sumn*
kiromitsu: oh no dont worry about it much yeah? it'll pass soon.

possible nicknames: honey, love, sweetheart, darling, urnickname, handsome, my pretty boy/girl (im sorry for the other genders, im terribly sorry).
i feel like they'd be calling you that prolly because they found out it makes you flustered
kiromitsu by noonewashere December 24, 2021
Words you can keep

Kiritsugu 

Name of a tragic man who lost everything from the beginning and tried to fill it back up with a wife and daughter which only made his life worse when he lost both of them as well. however he died with a shrewd of hope with his son promising to fulfil his will and live his ideology of being a hero of justice
Kiritsugu is the main character of fate zero and the main cause of every problem that occurs in the fate stay night UBW

Kiritsugu Emiya Gaming 

Kiritsugu from Fate/Zero started a YouTube gaming channel where he plays games like Timesplitters, Destroy All Humans, and Run 2 on coolmathgames.
Kiritsugu: Hello, and this is Kiritsugu Emiya Gaming. On this episode we will be trying to beat every game on Miniclip.
Irisviel: I want to play Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies.
Kiritsugu: Shut your trap you fucking whore.

Hiromitsu Sato 

the japanese in bazic boyz who has a nissan maxima. usually drives the bazic boyz to bazic and invented the hiro cut and a master of the gay gino shot. wears glasses.
Hiro: That's what you get JIMMY!

Hiro: Quiet, WHITEY!
Komitsu is a japanese word used for saying ' secret ' .
Uh? you reeeeally want to know what is this thing?

Yes, of course!

It is ..... a ...... k-o-m-i-t-s-u !

( = It is a s-e-c-r-e-t )

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I don't want to answer you, because it's a komitsu, understand? A secret, so stop to ask me.
komitsu by Guilacww July 10, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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