kiribating

The wonderful act of shooting up a school because your girlfriend is pregnant and you are not the father, afterwards you find the culprit behind the pregnancy of your girlfriend and choke him with a bad-dragon dildo, thus having fake cum in his body. Afterwards you shoot him in the rectal hole, causing him to die from internal bleeding.

Henry: Do you know what happened to Tom?
David: Frank was kiribating and because Tom got Katey pregnant he suffered.
Henry: Damn. Told him it was a bad idea.

by Kosinus March 13, 2017

Kiribati

An island nation in the Pacific Ocean whose name and existance are known solely because of its unique flag

(Two bored children looking at an almanac of national flags)

-Whoa, what country does that flag represent?
-Let's see...Kiribati.
-Where the hell is Kiribati?
-Let's see...the middle of the Pacific Ocean

by DanOOOO September 7, 2008

Kiribati

A fascinating and intriguing archipelago country that could sadly sink under the Pacific Ocean by as early as the year 2100 if the racist Trumpists don’t choose to believe in global warming.

“We have to assist the great citizens of Kiribati before it sinks underwater for good!”

by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021