kiribating

The wonderful act of shooting up a school because your girlfriend is pregnant and you are not the father, afterwards you find the culprit behind the pregnancy of your girlfriend and choke him with a bad-dragon dildo, thus having fake cum in his body. Afterwards you shoot him in the rectal hole, causing him to die from internal bleeding.

Henry: Do you know what happened to Tom?
David: Frank was kiribating and because Tom got Katey pregnant he suffered.
Henry: Damn. Told him it was a bad idea.

kiribating by Kosinus March 13, 2017

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Kiribati

An island nation in the Pacific Ocean whose name and existance are known solely because of its unique flag

(Two bored children looking at an almanac of national flags)

-Whoa, what country does that flag represent?
-Let's see...Kiribati.
-Where the hell is Kiribati?
-Let's see...the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Kiribati by DanOOOO September 7, 2008

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Kiribati

A fascinating and intriguing archipelago country that could sadly sink under the Pacific Ocean by as early as the year 2100 if the racist Trumpists don’t choose to believe in global warming.

“We have to assist the great citizens of Kiribati before it sinks underwater for good!”

Kiribati by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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