cafer

cafers are a bunch of losers on the tfm/mf cafe who call themselves "cafers" just to look special

if u call someone a "new" cafer they will get triggered
apparently new cafers who only were on the cafe for like a day on mf can be considered as a cafer already, meanwhile a cafer that was on the mf cafe for like a month isn't even considered one
basically cafers are shit
munchingbro is the queen of cafers ya
by Kosinus January 24, 2017
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kiribating

The wonderful act of shooting up a school because your girlfriend is pregnant and you are not the father, afterwards you find the culprit behind the pregnancy of your girlfriend and choke him with a bad-dragon dildo, thus having fake cum in his body. Afterwards you shoot him in the rectal hole, causing him to die from internal bleeding.
Henry: Do you know what happened to Tom?
David: Frank was kiribating and because Tom got Katey pregnant he suffered.
Henry: Damn. Told him it was a bad idea.
by Kosinus March 13, 2017
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