a retarded, gay and annoying person. they make an urban definition for anyone that bans him and makes them seem like a terrible person. he should be banned from urbandictionary.com
When a dirty old librarian takes part in the act of booting someone from her library after having a thorough speech with them and threatening a detetion.
A Kirbstorian is a person who has vast knowledge of the Kirby video game series. A true Kirbstorian has knowledge that can rival that of Masahiro Sakurai, the series creator, Shinya Kumazaki, the current series director, or even Nintendo and HAL Laboratory themselves.
"That guy knows so much about Kirby!"
"I know! He's quite the Kirbstorian if I say so myself."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.