kingoftown 

oldman who is hated by all because he's an idiot.

Kingoftown:Oh hello Marzypan i noticed I'm uncool so could you give me a few pointers?

kingoftown by scott June 15, 2003

kingoftown 

fatfreakwhoeats

Kingoftown:More butter pleasedoohoohoo

kingoftown by scott June 15, 2003

South Kingstown 

South Kingstown is a coastal community in Southern Rhode island. Unlike North Kingstown, which is full of really rich white kids who want more than anything to be considered "hood," South Kingstown is full of hippes. This may sound like a bad thing, but when you're looking for some bomb ass chronic, SK is the place to be.

According to the FBI, South Kingstown consumes the 10th largest amount of marijuana per capita out of every county in the United States. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, NK.

South Kingstown by j4e2s0us December 28, 2005

north kingstown 

semi-large, richie rich town in southern coastal RI. NK'ers are generally white and rich, although most of them like to pretend they have much less money than they really do.THey frown on less-nice parts of town such as Yorktown and other parts of Davisville b/c they lower their economic ranking. NK'ers attend NK high school, known throughout the state as "NK University" b/c of it's ridiculously nice bulding and facilities. Kids at NKHS range from white kids who like to think they're black, rich kids who like to think theyre hippies, preps, kids who like to think they're punk and emo, etc. typical school uniform includes jeans, flip flops, and blood-shot eyes b/c the only thing to do in this town is get high and these kids r pros at this.

any other RI high school student: Oh, you go to NK? (rolls eyes)
NKHS student: Yeah, but you don't understand me, and we kicked ur ass at lacrosse.

north kingstown by youda March 6, 2005

north kingstown 

semi-large richie rich town in southern RI. kids from nk are generally white rich kids, although they like to pretend they have less money then they really do. nk'ers frown upon less-nice parts of their town like yorktown and other areas of davisville, which lowers their economic ranking. NK kids attend NK high school, also known by non-nker's as "NK University" due to the schools ridiculously nice building and facilities. kids at NKHS range from white kids who like to think they're black, rich kids who like to think they're hippies, preppies, sluts, kids who like to think they're punk, and so on. Typical school uniform would be jeans, flip flops, and blood-shot eyes, b/c the only thing to do in this town is get high and these kids r pros at it.

any other RI high school kid: Oh, you go to NK? (rolls eyes)
NK Kid: yeah, but you don't understand me, and we kicked your ass at lacrosse.

north kingstown by skeelo May 13, 2005

north kingstown 

rich, pretty town on the water in southern rhode island. commonly referred to as "NK", it's a huge town that is split between davisville where people think they're ghetto and wickford which is a lot nicer. everyone is pretty laid back 'cuz they're stoned pretty much all the time...lots of hippies live here and even the preppy kids wear hemp necklaces. home of the NKHS Skippers, although the mascot should more appropriately be Bob Marley lol. everyone grows up playing soccer,and the lacrosse teams and most other sports are some of the best in the state. although NK can be pretty boring, kids here know how to party. not to be confused with kingsTON or south kingstown
although NK kids tend to have a reputation for being "rich-bitch stoners" or whatever, that's not entirely true and there are some really chill ones. if you want to meet us, just show up at any Badfish show at Lupos and we'll be the entire crowd haha.

non-NK resident: i'm bored, what should we do for fun?
NK kid: dude me too. let's go smoke a blunt, funnel some beers out of my lacrosse stick, and then jump of the docks!!!
non-NK resident: oh right, i forgot you're from north kingstown....

north kingstown by NK Lax 18 June 25, 2006

south kingstown 

A large town in Rhode Island, South Kingstown has better beaches than North Kingstown, better schools, and is generally just better. Naturally, something so much better is prettier than NK too. So, there are two public middle schools, Curtis Corner and Broad Rock (CCMS and BRMS or Brock) and one public High School. The mascot for CCMS is the cougar, wildcats for Brock, and Rebels for the high school. NK is just a wannabe SK, so they build big, ugly schools up there. I mean, come on: royal blue and flourescent yellow for Davisville? Ew.

So basically SK has a bunch of pretty awesome people that practically all live within a 8 minute ride to the beach. SK all the way, foo.

And a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds won the state championship for fast pitch softball in like 05. But did NK? Noooooo.

Ronald: Hey, isn't North Kingstown better than South Kingstown?
Escabar: No.

south kingstown by SK OWNS, FOOL June 19, 2007