King Kongs

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Giant, very loud speakers that will blow off your fudgin doors on full blast. These speakers are also mentioned in rap star Jibbs's song, King Kong.

Dude, this kid bought some King Kongs and put 'em in his trunk. He played his music, and the back of his car got blasted off!

King Kongs by Liraz Konomichi April 19, 2008

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king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

king kongs finger by bigboijohns January 15, 2016

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King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

King kongs finger by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

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king kongs boner

about 198-234 feet long

i saew king kongs boner

king kongs boner by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

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King Kongs Dick

Oscar's Weiner

Oh My God Oscar has King Kongs Dick

King Kongs Dick by Tiberious Rex July 21, 2009

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king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie

What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock

king kongs cock by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024

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King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

King Kong's Finger by Denny January 20, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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