kina Talaki

She ain't stank too much but loves her fucking food. If you see her eating a dick don't be surprised because she is probs on her period and can do anal rn so call back when u can. She loves a good meal from Maccas and her order stays the same a mcdick and a large frozen cum from sogoman.. you'll often find her fucking Ronald Mcdonald in the children's hospital bathrooms, even sometimes a threesome with the sick kids with cancer. kina is part deaf from all the cum in her ears blocking her from hearing u. DONT FORGET TO CUM IN HER ARMPITS !... also make sure u tell her to shave that big bush on that floppy pussy otherwise you'll be getting some herpes !!!!!! there are so many creases and flabbs in her pussy u dont know which ones the hole to stick it in.

Sick kid- "wheres Ronald"
doctor- "fucking kina Talaki"
Ronald - "JESUS CHRIST, WHATS THIS SHIT IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR CREASE?"

kina Talaki by poppyohpoo November 27, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012