Kilmarnock

A town in the west of scotland which has become over run by neds, junkies and crack whores.
on the face of it, kilmarnock looks like a nice place but dont let the flowers and friendly people fool you.
Kilmarnock is basicly quite cool(ish) but dont go out after 9 pm cause a jakeball is likely to try to knock you out.

Guy #1-'Let's go to kilmarnock'
Guy #2-'ummm, no let's not'
Guy #1-'your probubly right. it is, after all, past 9 pm.'

Kilmarnock by Tammy Mc March 26, 2009

Killmarnock 

Kilmarnock Is Very Exciting.
Things Always Happen!
Including The Crazy Brick Man And Young Neds Running Rampant.
It Is However NOT A Cardboard Shanty Town

Kilmarnock Town = Good
Kilmarnock FC = PISH

Killmarnock by Stephen October 15, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016