Kill time

A noun given to certain activites that mean little to the person performing them and in fact are just performed to waste time.

Donnie: "Why do you waste time on the computer writing definitions for made up words?"
Frank: "It's just a kill time to get out of working"

Kill time by S. Darko May 29, 2009

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kill time

The act of pressing the snooze button on your alarm clock. (The first time it goes off)

Teacher: Why are you late, Jacob?
Jacob: I was having a dream about some hot bitch and then my alarm went off. What did I do? I killed time.
Teacher: How do you manage to "Kill Time," Jacob?
Jacob: Stupid Bitch.

kill time by Tedu53 January 16, 2009

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time to kill myself

You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.

Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.

(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself

time to kill myself by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017

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《¤》Next《¤》Time《¤》You《¤》Express《¤》Comma《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》 by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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