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Day kill 

A dick appointment with a sexy senorita or senor during daylight hours.
Friend: let's meet for lunch tomorrow?
Me: I've got a day kill tomorrow, I can't meet with you. I just met this girl on Tinder and she wants to "see" me.
Day kill by Retr0__760 September 19, 2019

National Kill Yourself Day 

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

National Kill Yourself Day 

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

Kill haters day 

Where furrys cosplayers therian and all the other people that get hate kill the haters as revenge for kill furries day
Billy:John you got the weapons to kill the hater
John: hell yes I do it’s kill haters day
Kill haters day by Furrys are cool August 14, 2023

kill haole day 

An event where islanders beat up white kids for the sole purpose of hearing the scream

Happens on the last day of school
“Better watch out, it’s kill Haole day tomorrow.
“I know. I’m skipping Chemistry class so I can stay away from the jocks
kill haole day by TheNERD808 December 3, 2018

kill mermaids day 

Kill mermaids day is a day where you kill Mermaids.

Kill mermaids day is at April 10.
i will kill mermaids on kill mermaids day
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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