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Asian bitch who fingers herself with dildos and is addicted to xdr
xdr: my girlfriend kieem is a little hoe and she fingers herself with tiny dildos and shes always over me
kieem by aNnoymous101232324324 June 16, 2019
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keemstar 

A garden gnome.
I just put my keemstar outside on my grass where it belongs
keemstar by swagmaster800e July 5, 2016
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Keemstar 

33 year old reporting "news" then acts like a 12 year old on twitter
That gnome keemstar
Keemstar by GnomeFighter June 10, 2016
A word for a wanna-b alpha male who claims to be hanging out with numerous girls, but is actually with girls that are related to him.
Guy 1 - Yo brah what you doing tonight?
Guy 2 - Yo I'm chilling with these 3 girls...
Guy 1 - Who you hanging out with man?
Guy 2- ....My cousin, my sister and my mom...
Guy 1 - You Goddamn Kneemah....
Kneemah by Oh My Kneemah July 27, 2009

Killer Keemstar 

A 34 year old man child experiencing a mid life crisis. Usually looks like a gnome.
Dude is he a Killer Keemstar?
I think he is
Killer Keemstar by Rarest Peep June 20, 2016

keemstar 

1. a puerile polemicist; self-proclaimed internet celebrity and renowned bullshit artist; possibly the real life inspiration for the Scumbag Steve meme; one who is fond of leading circlejerks; hypocrite

2. any successful, middle-aged person who, upon experiencing midlife crisis, reverts to wearing fitted caps and basketball jerseys whilst getting stoned and playing video games with his friends
"Do you and Dan still collaborate on anything?"
"No, not since he went and keemstarred during our last project."

"I don't blame her for divorcing him, he wouldn't stop keemstarring in front of the kids!"
keemstar by wordswithworks September 24, 2013

keemstar 

The psychopathic hypocrite that thinks he's doing the world a favor by reporting "NEWS" about the website you tube. He has threatened to DOX people and even made death threats that are total bullshit.
Jim: Do you know that guy keemstar?
David: oh yeah the guy that told everyone to type in chat that Alex is a stupid nigger?
Jim: That's the guy!
keemstar by KeemstarTheMemestar June 15, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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