kidding you not

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!
by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009
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Kid you not

When the funniest shit you've ever seen was a man that transformed into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick
"I kid you not Jon, He turns himself into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen"
by Afellowgamer March 14, 2020
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I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.
So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
by mandingoe September 30, 2004
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I kid you not

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm
After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!
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I kid, you not

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not
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Just Kidding. You fail.

Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.
22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.
by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010
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Are you kidding me

A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.
Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"
by DictionaryPapi June 19, 2014
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