Kid you not 

When the funniest shit you've ever seen was a man that transformed into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick

"I kid you not Jon, He turns himself into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen"

Kid you not by Afellowgamer March 14, 2020

I kid you not 

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

I kid you not by mandingoe September 30, 2004

I kid you not 

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

I kid you not by Brex1477 April 11, 2022

I kid, you not 

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

I kid, you not by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022