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kick the baby

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A simple yet hilarious routine from South Park, originating in the first episode in which Kyle kicks his adopted Canadian brother like a football.
Kyle: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
*punts Ike*
by MarshoTripps September 7, 2009
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When u are so angry you are willing to locate an innocent baby,finding and marking it's soft spot then after placing it appropriately kicking said baby in the well marked soft spot with all the strength you can muster.
When I found out that guy ripped me off and I wasn't getting my dope I was so angry I wanted to dry kick a baby in the soft spot!! Fucking goof!!!
by PRINCESS NUT BUCKET October 3, 2022
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kick to the babymaker

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a vicious kick to a womans vagina or a mans penis.
John: did you fuck that girl last night?
Sam: no, she made it clear she wasn't interested with a swift kick to the babymaker :(
by massivelols January 31, 2010
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