kick nuts 

The opposite of kick ass.

James: My car got impounded last night.
Bill: Dude, thats so kick nuts.

kick nuts by Code_wizard June 16, 2008

Kick nuts december 

Kick nuts december, is the month where girls can kick and/or hit another guys nuts, as a revenge for “slap ass october” and “grab ass november”
So girls get ready, and guys watch out ((:

A Girl kicks a guy in the nuts, but he can’t do anything about it. Kick nuts december has a rule, where the guy cant do anything about it

Kick nuts december by Antijyden November 5, 2020

National kick nuts day 

December 1'st you will be able to kick a boys nuts. They wont be able to say anything all i gotta say is they better run before they get kicked

Kick them in their baby makers so they could feel hurt lol
Boy: wyd
Girl: kicking your nuts
National kick nuts day: just kick a boys balls

National kick nuts day by NameMePlease November 20, 2021

kick in the nuts 

it not a joke you may need to call life alert

i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up

kick in the nuts by matt sheppardd November 2, 2018

kick in the nuts 

Something a girl does to a boy to either get her way or take revenge for a previous discrepancy. Despite the term "kick" included in the phrase, it can be used to describe any method in which a girl uses her legs to gain a physical advantage over a boy, limited to attacking his nuts. She may use her knee or thigh to overpower her male opponent. Also deployed by males to males, but everyone knows it hurts more when a girl administers it.

1(To get her way): I wouldn't let Amy do it her way, but my tune changed when she kicked me in the nuts under the table.
2(To take revenge): He never made fun of Amy again, after she kneed him in the nuts.

kick in the nuts by Regginald August 11, 2005

kick in the nuts 

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up

lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends

kick in the nuts by mikey June 20, 2003

kick in the nuts 

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.

If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.

kick in the nuts by Brett May 6, 2003