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A black, South African Goalkeeper in Football/Soccer with an ironic name. (See Koon)
Me: "My Goalkeeper is Khune"
Friend: "That is so racist, He didn't choose to be a Koon"
Me: "No his name is Khune"
Friend: "Oh and your Midfielder is called Banana... because he is black"
Me: "Yes he is. Yaya Banana. Both Khune and Yaya Banana are real footballers with those names"
khune by WhyAlwaysMe June 22, 2014
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Skeet Kune Do

A form of martial arts that involves masturbating on the opponent.
Watch out for that karate master... he blinded me with his Skeet Kune Do.
Skeet Kune Do by Misanthroat April 20, 2011
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khune • Khunee • Khun'ed • khunt • Khenedi • Khuselwa • khené • khuben • Khunfused • krune
Kunefa is a slang word used all over Israel to describe a butt ugly girl.

Pronounced: Koo-Ne-Fa
"dude she is such a Kunefa"
kunefa by Yair Solomon May 4, 2008
To troll masterfully.
Cheap Chalupas got kruned over at his Open Borders website.
Krune by Lysenthorpe September 7, 2013
krunex means the better one
I am krunex, which means I am better than you/Your fiery inspiration got the krunex of me
krunex by theleptorousone June 2, 2017
The most handsome guy ever.
Khun is good looking asf!
Khun by suomynonaa December 9, 2017
kounene is very underrated but cute ship. not everyone will like kounene, and that's okay as long as you respect people who do. kounene is cute both platonically and romantically.

kounene are always there to support and cheer up one another.
Person A: omg kounene is so cute, they deserve the world!
Person B: ikr! but i only ship the platonically, but these two are such cuties!
Person A: i think they would make a good couple, but your opinion is absolutely valid!
kounene by anikla October 26, 2020
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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