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Person 1: Hey what cha watching?
Khonsu: Titties
Khonsu by _.cataha February 9, 2022
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The Egyptian god of the moon, medicine, money and gambling, fertility and wild animals, specifically baboons.

Basically, he's like Hermes, on steroids.
A prayer to Lord Khonsu, the Celestial Wanderer.
Khonsu by Mew_writes December 15, 2020
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The Egyptian god of the moon, medicine, money and gambling, fertility and wild animals, specifically baboons.

Basically, he's like Hermes, on steroids.
A prayer to Lord Khonsu, the Celestial Wanderer.
Khonsu by Mew_writes December 15, 2020
The Ancient Egyptian god of the Moon.

Other duties include money, medicine, gambling, fertility, wild animals and love.

Also known for cannibalistic tendencies and an abrasive personality.
Horus was given a silver eye, Thoth stole that idea from Khonsu.
Khonsu by Mew_writes December 15, 2020
The term used by people from UP (Uttar Pradesh, India) to pick up girls. It roughly translates to :- where you from; to find out which area the girl belongs to, to determine their caste and see if they are worth picking up or not.
*sees rekha walking alone*

Manoj: KHONSU?
khonsu by ravi@bjpind June 4, 2017

Khonsu'd 

When a young man jumps onto the roof of a moving vehicle and barrel rolls off.
Did you see how Kurtis Khonsu'd off that Jetta?
Khonsu'd by SkittishYeeter March 30, 2022
Khonshu is one of the gods of Celestial Heliopolis, worshipped by the ancient Egyptians. In ancient times, Khonshu poses as a human pharaoh in the Egyptian city of Thebes, at the seat of worship for Ammon-Ra, AKA Atum. From the MCU
“Khonshu always tries to ensnare those with a strong moral conscience
khonshu by Inquisitor56 April 13, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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