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When your khaki pants fold up near your junk area making it appear that you have a boner when in reality you don't
Everyone laughed at me because they saw that I had the dreaded khaki boner.
by TDKB February 14, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.

As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.
by TDKB February 22, 2011
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