Definitions by TDKB

khaki boner 

The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.

Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.

As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.

khaki boner by TDKB March 9, 2011

khaki boner 

When your khaki pants fold up near your junk area making it appear that you have a boner when in reality you don't

Everyone laughed at me because they saw that I had the dreaded khaki boner.

khaki boner by TDKB March 2, 2011