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A nice guy with a long tree-like neck that is very flat
Hey, did you see that Keze got instagram?
keze by ZestyCheese April 18, 2018
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absolutely insane pro fortnite gamer, cock balls penis
oh my is that really kezeh he must be an absolute pro gamer
Kezeh by Kezeh July 30, 2021
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keze • kezea • Kezedy • Kezeh • Kezeiah • Kezele • Kezer • Kezeria • fucking kezer
Smart but dumb sometimes she is pretty and flawless very fashionable willl never share her food but still got a big heart her tag line would be huhhhh!!! for real
i bought a new car

kezea: huhhhh ! for real yooo when
kezea by tim bits December 15, 2018

fucking kezer 

A phrase used when someone is fed up with the actions of another; a phrase used when you are yelling at someone who is slacking
"You're the slowest kicker on this team! Fucking kezer..."
fucking kezer by alwaysclassy January 1, 2012

fucking kezer 

Someone who confuses everyone around them.
fucking kezer by averagejoe31415 January 24, 2012
To brutally abuse a innocent friend, repeatedly and painfully, for no reason, using japanese moves, and still remain friends afterwards.
He just did a Kezele to that poor little boy named Shawn!
Kezele by Shawn Diamond June 10, 2006
da bhaddest bitch you'll ever find. shes so damn pretty and has the LONGEST hair anyone could ask for. She got dat natural beauty and has a smile that makes you laugh. (her finger kinda do be broken doe..) shes your bsf and always has jokes 4 u and everyone around her. When you're down she'll say smth like "don't cry, you're so beautiful" even if it has nothing to do with the topic. when you're alone wit a kezedy shes like yo lil sistah. Family ong. Shes funny and sporty. shes that typa person to laugh when u get hurt but also give u a hug when you're fosho so sad. her dancing is immaculate and she could be on dancing wit da stars bc she yo nummah one star <3 tankqs for being dere lil sistah i luh u <3. -LOVE CIARA :fuccboi_030:
A: wah sob cry wah wah

Kezedy: nooo don't cry... you're so beauteefulll<3<3<3<3

A: goof i fell on the ground 🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️ but tanqk u kezy
Kezedy by seeairah amorĂŠ March 13, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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