keyosk
A term, phrase, or pun that is funny to you when you say it, but not funny to anybody else. Then when somebody else says it, it is funny to them but no longer funny to you.
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keyosk
A coin/bill/card-operated "self-service" metal-fabricating device dat's installed in da aisle at a shopping mall, and dat creates replacement/duplicate lock-openers.
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keyoshma
Keyoshma is the baddest girl you'll ever meet,she's smart,and very intelligent, she also very nice but don't try cause you'll be in troubleffect she is referred to by most a Queen because of her good looks and beautiful features.Keyoshma's are typically Very attractive and to die for
Get you a Keyoshma they are to die for.
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