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Keyboard Crust 

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.
Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn
Keyboard Crust by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Kenosha vigilante 

Nickname for Kyle Rittenhouse who killed two people in Kenosha, WI during a protest against police brutality
The Kenosha vigilante used an AR15 to gun down two unarmed protesters but got away with it by claiming it was self defense.
Kenosha vigilante by Just_sayin' December 12, 2021

Obi-Wan Kenobi 

Has the high ground.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Anakin: You underestimate my power!

Me: Higher up than my friend.
Also me: It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Obi-Wan Kenobi by BigBrainCharmander September 5, 2019

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

GENERAL KENOBI 

The response you give to someone that says “HELLO THERE!”
“HELLO THERE!”
“GENERAL KENOBI!”
GENERAL KENOBI by Pear Wild May 5, 2019

kenopsia 

n. the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that’s usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet—a school hallway in the evening, an unlit office on a weekend, vacant fairgrounds—an emotional afterimage that makes it seem not just empty but hyper-empty, with a total population in the negative, who are so conspicuously absent they glow like neon signs.
When the couple revisited their old home, there was an unmistakable air of kenopsia.
kenopsia by Fjfoslkdhfjffk June 27, 2020