keybump 

The act of using a key to snort a drug. The drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.

"Let's go keybump in the bathroom."

keybump by Fred Chang April 25, 2006

Lee Keybum 

A gag name made up by Bart Simpson to prank Moe at the tavern in The Simpsons. The implication was meant to be that the speaker, in this case Moe, had diarrhea.

Bart: I'm looking for a friend, last name: Keybum, first name: Lee.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Hey, guys, do I got a Lee Keybum? Come on, look at the stools; is there a Lee Keybum? Oh, someone check the rear. I know I've got a Lee Keybum.
Barney: Then you probably shouldn't be handling food. Ahahaha!

Lee Keybum by Alligator King June 6, 2021

key bump

The act of using a key to snort a drug. The drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.

"Hey, Lohan is inviting us to go do a key bump with her in the john."

key bump by Revanche June 20, 2006

kerbumpum 

area of the stomach just below the diaphragm. first used by Robert Benfer (aka Knox) in his klaymation "Stomach Ache".

Green: "I got a tummy ache."
Blue: "A tummy ache?"
Green: "Yeah... I got a bad cramp in my kerbumpum."

kerbumpum by klayfan October 16, 2008

key bump

What you get when your homies are stingy with the bag.

Hitter: "Yo, lay me out a phatty."

Pitcher: "Nah man, I'm just doing key bumps."

key bump by shimmy shimmy coco pop August 21, 2007

Key Bump Dave 

A dude that works in the office with the most annoying nervous habit, and it looks like he's doing key bumps to act that way!

Kill- "Bro, Key Bump Dave is on a roll today!"

Jeff- "I know that bitch is annoying as fuck!"

Key Bump Dave by Kill1349 March 25, 2009

Chechen key bump

When one person snorts a line and spits the drip into another person's mouth while both people are wearing Adidas track suits.

I watched to yugoslavian male strippers do a Chechen key bump last night. I'm a different person.

Chechen key bump by DERDZ November 12, 2020