kewlmonk

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

by Myke February 15, 2005

kewlmonk

A badass member of EF with many a followers.

Also:

:kewlmonk:

Myke sux.

:kewlmonk: :cool:

by :cannon: April 07, 2005

kewlmonk

greatest sept 04 entensity forums member

Kewlmonk is way hotter than Myke, damn hes hot!

by kewlmonk February 14, 2005

kewlmonk

Worst. Member. Ever.

eclipse, Antone, brywonder, 8

by Opie February 15, 2005

kewlmonk

worst '04 member of entensity ever

damn nigga, that '04 be SUCKIN

by idestroy February 15, 2005

kewlmonk

a worthless piece of shit that enjoys jerking off whilst eating the remains of family members

dude, that guy is sucha kewlmonk

by spewgazi February 15, 2005