Top definition
def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"
ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!
by Myke February 15, 2005
Get the mug
Get a kewlmonk mug for your daughter Larisa.
2
A badass member of EF with many a followers.

Also:

:kewlmonk:
Myke sux.

:kewlmonk: :cool:
by :cannon: April 06, 2005
Get the mug
Get a kewlmonk mug for your cat Larisa.
6
a worthless piece of shit that enjoys jerking off whilst eating the remains of family members
dude, that guy is sucha kewlmonk
by spewgazi February 15, 2005
Get the mug
Get a kewlmonk mug for your mom Sarah.