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ketak
a person who has the power to spread badluck to the object things or anything they post or they love
ketak by mark zukeeberg November 23, 2021
Ketamine Kyle
Originates from the Granite City also known as Aberdeen.
practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
Ketamine Kyle by AsdaMann March 14, 2018
Ketasexual
When she told me that she was ketasexual I knew she was the one. Vibes
Thank you for applying. Unfortunately we don't allow promotion of illicit drug use on campus property. We'll keep your application in mind.
Thank you for applying. Unfortunately we don't allow promotion of illicit drug use on campus property. We'll keep your application in mind.
Ketasexual by Danielfromconnecticut August 7, 2020
ketara
Ketara is a special girl! She is stubbern, and sassy, but we still love her! She is a girl who walks with pride and confidence, because no one can mess with her! She is pretty, funny, smart, trustworthy, confident, independent, and doesnt take no nicely! She stands up for what she thinks is right and no one can change her mind! Ketara is great with kids, and will always love her siblings. Ketara will always be there for you through think and thin, through rainy days and sunshine, and she will hurt anyone who hurts her friends. So watch out!
ketara by music is my life!! February 1, 2014
Kitaka
A very smart, sexy, talented, honest and loyal person that is quite the pert minx yet is not easy to get at. A Kitaka when unknown is so itimidating due to its wit. Stay the course; being honest and loyal is the way to a Kitaka.
Be warned, once you've been enlightened to the ways of the Kitaka, you'll never be the same.
Be warned, once you've been enlightened to the ways of the Kitaka, you'll never be the same.
ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die
Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine
fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V
ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020
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