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Putting the penis in a pattern, for example, Mouth, Ass, vagina, mouth, ass, vagina.
"Yea, me and my girlfriend did a kernial last night, it was awesum"
kernial by PeeWee Herman April 13, 2005
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Kernal is defined by someone having two or more chins.The fat rolls under the persons chin and the head expression associated with it give that person a kernal head.
Also a derivative of KFC founder Colonel Sanders head with it being the foundation to this head expression.
A person with no neck can also be described as having a kernal head.
Look at that fat *(kents) Kernal head.
Man,he's so fat he's got a kernal head.
Dont eat so much otherwise you'll get fat and cop a kernal head.
Look at that fat assed no necked kernal head.
kernal by Thatsbest December 13, 2004
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The act of taking advantage of someone while they are under the influence.
Hey, did you kernalize her last night? Err yup. Dort
kernalize by Dabbin Lynn April 14, 2007
Kernalz- A group of nocturnal animals existing in the same habitat who choose to co-exist during night, hunting on diurnal animals and generally staying out of each other’s way. Specifically while foraging and hunting during the night.
I wouldnt stay at that campsite a second night after hearing the array of Kernalz seemingly stalking me from all sides.

Our sweet little bunny , “Fluffy” escaped last night. I’m sad to say she didn’t stand a chance against the Nocturnal Kernalz that awaited her .
Kernalz by Billidox August 18, 2019

Kernal Sanchez 

When you stick it in a girls ass and pull out a piece of CORN and you flick the piece of corn off with your finger and make it stick on her upper lip!!!!
Oh shit you just Kernal Sanchezed me bitch!!!
Kernal Sanchez by bigdick17 June 9, 2008
Background: created by a stubborn kid, who thought it was a real word, since his teacher made a typo on the homework.

Definition: simply, a raw, undeveloped kernel of a growing corn, etc.
Example: There were many green kernals on a young corn cob.
kernal by Andrey February 15, 2005

kernal mustard 

The best battlefield vietnam, 1942, and cod player ever. He is ranked 4 in bf1942 out of the thousands of kids who play it.if you ever see this kid on the battlefield you better run.
kernal mustard killed 1337willy

kernal mustard killed xjohnnyx

kernal mustard killed ur mom45

kernal mustard killed pete69
kernal mustard by dratsum lanrek April 17, 2004
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