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Kernal is defined by someone having two or more chins.The fat rolls under the persons chin and the head expression associated with it give that person a kernal head.
Also a derivative of KFC founder Colonel Sanders head with it being the foundation to this head expression.
A person with no neck can also be described as having a kernal head.
Look at that fat *(kents) Kernal head.
Man,he's so fat he's got a kernal head.
Dont eat so much otherwise you'll get fat and cop a kernal head.
Look at that fat assed no necked kernal head.
kernal by Thatsbest December 13, 2004
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Background: created by a stubborn kid, who thought it was a real word, since his teacher made a typo on the homework.

Definition: simply, a raw, undeveloped kernel of a growing corn, etc.
Example: There were many green kernals on a young corn cob.
kernal by Andrey February 15, 2005

Kernal Sanchez 

When you stick it in a girls ass and pull out a piece of CORN and you flick the piece of corn off with your finger and make it stick on her upper lip!!!!
Oh shit you just Kernal Sanchezed me bitch!!!
Kernal Sanchez by bigdick17 June 9, 2008

kernal mustard 

The best battlefield vietnam, 1942, and cod player ever. He is ranked 4 in bf1942 out of the thousands of kids who play it.if you ever see this kid on the battlefield you better run.
kernal mustard killed 1337willy

kernal mustard killed xjohnnyx

kernal mustard killed ur mom45

kernal mustard killed pete69
kernal mustard by dratsum lanrek April 17, 2004

Kernal Dunny 

shit, pock marked with corn.
We were at Cornfest last night and I'm sure I'll have a visit from Kernal Dunny.
Kernal Dunny by Butcher's Pal July 24, 2009

rice kernal

chinese boys who confess their love to you... and then tear your heart apart by turning into an absolute bipolar godzilla.
girl 1: have you seen that hot chink?
girl 2: yeah... don't even I hear he's a total rice kernal
rice kernal by ihatewhiteboyz19 December 4, 2010

turd-kernal

Having the same or equivalent intelligence or intellect of a piece of corn found in a turd.
She/He has the brains of a turd-kernal!
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