kermel
kermel by Phoebe Beaver April 15, 2005
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Kernel of Pot
A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.
Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012
kermetFrog
kermetFrog by nobody.22 January 13, 2023
Kermold
Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.
Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.
I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.
Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.
I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.
Kermold by throbbing bob bobbing June 11, 2018
Karmela
The greatest friend anybody could ask for. Brilliant, hilarious, clever, witty, confident, caring, responsible, and beautiful.
Karmela by MuñecaChavela December 18, 2016
Suicidal Kernels
Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.
Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015
Karmella
Karmella is the most georgeous, intelligent,baddest girl you will meet.Karmella will have a great future and will probably grow in wealth.Karmella is loyal.She is the most trustworthy person you will meet.She is mostly likely to be fun and funny.
We love you Karmella!!
Karmella by Gently real June 7, 2017
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"