kermel

The substance that collects on the ball of your mouse and mouse pad.

You should really clean the kermel off your mouse. It will work much better if you do!

by Phoebe Beaver April 15, 2005

Kernel of Pot

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

kermetFrog

Lame troll and ricecel who works in rice fields to survive.

This lame troll is a typical ricecel, must be a kermetFrog.

by nobody.22 January 13, 2023

Kermold

Someone who enjoys watching another person fuck their Wife , while wearing a kermit costume.

Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.

Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.

I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.

by throbbing bob bobbing June 11, 2018

Karmela

The greatest friend anybody could ask for. Brilliant, hilarious, clever, witty, confident, caring, responsible, and beautiful.

You're the best Karmela

by MuñecaChavela December 18, 2016

Suicidal Kernels

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

Karmella

Karmella is the most georgeous, intelligent,baddest girl you will meet.Karmella will have a great future and will probably grow in wealth.Karmella is loyal.She is the most trustworthy person you will meet.She is mostly likely to be fun and funny.

We love you Karmella!!

by Gently real June 7, 2017