Keagile is someone who builds mental, physical and emotional foundations not just for himself, but for others as well.
Besides all that, this man knows how to do a variety of things, including those that pleasure others...
Finding this one of a kind man is a difficult task, but if you do, you've hit the jackpot ladies. Don't let that opportunity slip
Keagile is one of the bestpeople I've ever met, and he's good at a bunch of other things too
A unique person who lacks a father figure so takes on the role of the head of the family and thus has built in trauma. Generally a popular person with lots of temporary friends looking for a fun night out but rarely has any substance, therefore resulting in their "closed-off" persona. This person requires unconditional love and acceptance but never asks for it and will run away as soon as any resemblance of meaningful bond has been established. Would be wise not to sleep with a Keloagile.
"He fell asleep after sex, but totallybolted when he realized he let his gard down"
"Duude the totally pulls a Keloagile"
You are money driven and you like long term things,from relationships to careers.You are very lazy but have have the will power to create great things in life
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!