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keyingham 

a small village near Withernsea. usually nice at day but by night a living hell-hole where chavs, yobs and hobos rule.
person 1: dude wanna go to Keyingham?

person 2: hell no!!! i dont wanna get mugged!!!
keyingham by gizmole April 17, 2011

Penningham

Penningham is a penalty merchant who plays for Real Madrid and can only score tap ins against tinpot teams
Penningham’s goal vs Berlin proves he is a penalty and tap in merchant
Penningham by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

King Benningham Franklinian

Look its King Benningham Franklinian!

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026