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Dave Keuning
Guitarist for The Killers.
Started The Killers with Brandon Flowers.
Has brown-blonde, frizzy, afro hair.
Started The Killers with Brandon Flowers.
Has brown-blonde, frizzy, afro hair.
Dave Keuning by niney123 September 21, 2005
Dave Keuning
1) Lead guitarist for the inconceivably sexy Vegas-based band, The Killers.
2) Rocks his own socks off and loves everything.
3) Will probably get really drunk and try to have sex with you.
4) Will probably succeed in having sex with you.
2) Rocks his own socks off and loves everything.
3) Will probably get really drunk and try to have sex with you.
4) Will probably succeed in having sex with you.
Dave Keuning by LMBC September 29, 2010
kemoni
Kemoni is beautiful very caring and outgoing but can have a very bad attitude if you rub her the wrong way usually very spoiled they are very loyal and independent and most of the guys want her if you have a kemoni your lucky
Kemani
A beautiful slim thick female.She is really goofy and sometimes might even play too much.Don't let her goofy side fool you,if she has to get serious and step out her goofy side.Lets just say you're in trouble,and better know how to fight.She is a very loving person,and will make any guy feel special and well appreciated and supported.
Boy:"Damn look at this fine ass pic Kemani just posted with her fine ass."
Girls:"Kemani why you always be playing damn you play way to much."
Boy:"Well damn Kemani you didn't have to fuck her shit up that bad."
Girls:"Kemani why you always be playing damn you play way to much."
Boy:"Well damn Kemani you didn't have to fuck her shit up that bad."
Kemani by bigazzcakes July 6, 2018
Kemani
david keuning
The guitarist and occasional backup singer for the band the killers. Really cool hair. Cooler hair than my brother's. Also called Dave Keuning or just Dave or "the one with the hair" (I have never understood that comment).
"I'd like this band to last for another 50 years. I want to be in a band like Queen - that's my dream. I want that kind of longevity and that kind of variety."
David Keuning has the bestest hair!
David Keuning has the bestest hair!
david keuning by Andrea June 20, 2005
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