Pooping and Jerking off simultaneously.
Hey man have you ever Perked Jerked before?? No? Follow me and I'll show you what I mean ;)
A wipe so deep, you practically finger yourself.
After I took a massive dump, I accidentally did a swipe wipe... and it really didn't feel good.
A fart, or shit, so loud it travels through the pipes so the whole house can hear it.
Eww mann, did you hear that? Mikey totally made that Hyped Pipe.
A minute or less dump. So quick you literally jump up when finished. As if in a hurry.
Man, that was the quickest dump 'n jump I've ever had!
A smell from your ass which is so strong that it could literally gag a fag.
Dude, I took a massive crap like 10 minutes ago, it smelt so bad it was on the level of a fag gag.
Diarrhea so bad your crotch get's covered in it.
I totally botched crotch earlier today... it was fucking nasty.
Attempting to shit quietly so no one around can hear it. Defiling the toilet.
Wooo, that was one great silent defiant.