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That woman is upper class, and wanted - she is a Kelleen.
Kelleen by HOTGreek August 9, 2021
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A beautiful girl that any boy would be lucky to have. She's shy but has a loud personality. She's smart and has fantastic sense of humour.
" that girls shy and gorgeous. I bet you she's a Kyleen"

kleenex friendship 

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
kleenex friendship by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound
A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy
The meaning of Keleni is a person who is beautiful in the inside and out. They have insecurities, but they don't let that get too them. They have a great personality. Laughing is the main thing they do. Keleni always have a smile on there face and it's amazing. They are really nice, loving, and caring. Keleni will stick with you for the rest of humanity. She could be the greatest best friend ever. If you don't know a keleni, then you are missing out, big time. I know one and she is full of these facts. Its amazing. They are also very athletic
Chen: I saw this one girl at the store, I think she was Tongan but boyy! she was fine, so full of spirit and always had a smile on her face.
Sione: oh! sole you must be talking about Keleni.

Lucy: I met this one tongan girl and boy, she was amazeballs at volleyball
Lufene: oh! you must be talking about Keleni, oh girl! you don't want to get in her way :)
keleni by That_One_Polyy November 20, 2013