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inserting objects deep into a mans penis hole and consuming it vigorously and chomping into it horse cock tasty
My mom had kekma in my house
Kekma by jakobcccc October 4, 2021
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An act performed by one man and a steel screw/nail. The man starts by inserting the tip of said screw/nail into the hole found at the tip of the penis and screwing it in until it is tightly secure, the man then closes the act by ripping the screw/nail out of his penis and spraying all onlookers in a stream of blood.
Damn, that man just did a “Kekma” all over his fucking cat!
A bleeding buyat or chode etc often using a screw as a form of cbt.
THERE'S KEKMA EVERYWHERE

kekma.ga 

Kekma.ga, also known simply as Kekma, is a shock site
displaying NSFL content which has been used in raid attacks
on several subreddits and Discord servers. The site contains
a rapidly flashing NSFL image accompanied by a high-
pitched ear rape of a person screaming, as well as an NSFL
video in the center of the page, the most common ones are a video of animals getting skinned, a man

inserting a screwdriver inside his urethra or a man

ejaculating inside the corpses of a burned child and a burned adult.

Upon opening, the page
enters fullscreen mode, while an attempt to leave the pages
produces a confirmation window, slowing down the exiting
process.

So please for the love of god do not search this website!
Person 1: Hey man, have you ever heard of kekma.ga? This is Reddit but better

Person 2: Really? Like are you sure?

Person 1: Yes it is

Person 2: OMG MY EYES WTF DID I JUST WATCHED
kekma.ga by afultir July 17, 2020

kekma.ga 

A shock-site. I genuinely do not recommend going there (and even typing in that name), as the pictures there would be extremely painful to watch (watching a dog get skinned alive isn't a very good thing to see). PLEASE DO NOT VISIT THIS WEBSITE.
Ivan: Hey, Ostap, I know a very cool website! It's called kekma.ga! Visit it!
Ostap: Okay, I'll do it, then.
(a day later)
Ostap: What in the flying crusty kentucky-fried fuck did I watch? Please, make me unsee that shit!
kekma.ga by shekelmaster July 18, 2020
Formerly kekma.ga (a domain hack for kek maga), kekma.net is a shock site that, upon entrance, automatically sets the webpage to fullscreen (with a confirmation message popping up when a victim wants to exit), and depicts an NSFL video of a man shoving a screw into his penis, surrounded by a GIF of a dog being skinned alive that flashes between negative and non-negative mode, an earrape version of a sound that's called "the world's loudest orgasm" plays in the background, the cursor image is also changed when a victim unfortunately happens to visit this website, for the love of GOD, don't visit kekma.net, and if there's a post on a social media platform that tells you to come to kekma.net, do NOT click it!
Reddit post: come to kekma.net today! The no-cuck Reddit replacement!
Person clicks kekma.net link
Person: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE!? I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!!!!!
(gif depiction of kekma.net victim after seeing the website)
kekma.net by SloveneInSerbia May 25, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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