Keir Starmer 

(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.

"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."

Keir Starmer by cobble giblets October 16, 2023

Keir Starmer 

Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.

Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.

Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.

Keir Starmer by A jolly fine fellow January 8, 2021

Keir Starmer 

Former director of public prosecutions from 2008 to 2013.
Worked heavily with US intelligence services, including working heavily to get Julian Assange sent to death row via a SuperMax.

UK prime minister from July 4th 2024. His approval rating has plummeted by 31 points in 2 months since.

Keir Starmer is widely hated, and rightly so.

Keir Starmer by billgatesNWO September 11, 2024

Keir Starmer 

See- Warmonger
Also See- Retard

Voting Keir Starmer is the worst thing you could've done fellow Brits, well done!

Keir Starmer by UltimateDoge July 11, 2024

Keir Starmer 

As boring as John Major and as honest as Boris Johnson. The establishment's choice for prime minister.

Keir Starmer is a prick

Keir Starmer by ehnowthen July 13, 2024

Keir Starmer 

A walking contradiction, the king of hypocrisy.

Keir Starmer pledged to tackle corruption in politics if elected as Prime Minister but within 2 months of being elected was embroiled in a corruption scandal surrounding himself.

Keir Starmer by dodgydave20 August 26, 2024

Keir Starmer 

Wet-Wipe

Keir Starmer is a Wet Wipe

Keir Starmer by Ghanghster May 9, 2024