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kenma-ism 

kenma-ism is a religion were we all pray to kenma, in this religion we either simp for kenma or we kin kenma
“idk how to write sentances, i never passed english, but don’t be shy follow kenma-ism”
kenma-ism by _kenmaswaifu October 30, 2020

kenma kinnie 

sleep deprived organisms that stay up at night scrolling on their phone. they barely drink any water and have a pretty bad posture. they mostly have 2-4 friends oh, and they pretty much already lost all their motivation to do anything. some of them are even secretly in love with their best friend(.??)
“Oh she’s a kenma kinnie she’s gotten literally almost no sleep”
kenma kinnie by raynotfound November 4, 2020

kenma kozume 

kenma is that boy that every girl including me wishes they could be with idc if hes 2d he is the definition of the perfect boy anyways thats all i have to say bye :0
"hey bro whats the perfect boy to exist?" "oh, you mean kenma kozume"
kenma kozume by kenmasapplepie September 23, 2020
Kenma is one of the cutest anime characters in Haikyuu and in all animes. If someone is nicknamed Kenma or looks like Kenma, then they are officially the cutest person you will ever meet and they are very loyal, kind, smart and often very shy.
Look Its Kenma!
Kenma by Haikyuuuuuuuuuuu November 13, 2020

Kenmore steamer 

Taking a shit in a wash machine
Fireman: Man we were in this house putting out a fire and someone was on the toilet. I had to go! So I took a shit in the wash machine.

Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe

kenma kozume 

A second year student in the highschool of Nekoma, also setter of their volleyball team. He is 1.69, and his hair is blonde with black roots appearing on top of his head. He likes video games, apple pie and Kuroo Tetsoru. He doesnt like interacting with people and being the center of the attention. He needs to be protected at all costs.
Tanaka -Yo what's the name of that pudding-head guy from Nekoma again?

Hinata -*sighs* Kenma Kozume.
kenma kozume by Soft and neat August 18, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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