kedmer

to have neon looking skin

The lady had kedmer.

by 3rd dollar beals March 5, 2016

Keymera

Key + camera

Key's (from the Korean group SHINee) uncanny ability to spot cameras that his fans gave him the nickname "Keymera"

Keymera strikes again!

by LOLing@yourfail July 2, 2011

Kemmer

A room in Germany, more specifically, a "Claudia kemmer" is a room offered by a woman with rather dubious morals (who is particularly interested in married men).

I'm visiting Berlin and need a kemmer for a night or two.

by deutschmensch November 8, 2010

kelmer

A goat. A literal goat.

Kelmer is a goat.

by Xoxo Gossip Goat October 4, 2015

kemery

A very loyal person. Sarcastic, but serious.

She is a Kemery and proud of it.

by Cryjean. December 18, 2016

Kederline

The white-trash husband of Britney Spears.

A popular way to say Kevin Federline that uses less of you precious air. Originally induced by dislexia.

1) "Hey look there goes Kederline, is that a new wifebeater he is wearing?"

2) Hey I just woke up should I shower or just pull a Kederline?"

by Mateodelkramer February 21, 2006

Kenmerman

Sea creature, often jokingly related to the mythological mermaid, but mail and repulsive. propels itself through the water using excretian, which often interferes with the natural ecosystem of all nearby areas.
Its a close relation of the smelefingafish, found in the amazon , which locates itself in the inner rectum of unknown swimmers, and lives on feces.

Is it a seal? , Is it a whale?--no its only a Kenmerman.

by pogi1alan August 9, 2006