Kederline 

The white-trash husband of Britney Spears.

A popular way to say Kevin Federline that uses less of you precious air. Originally induced by dislexia.

1) "Hey look there goes Kederline, is that a new wifebeater he is wearing?"

2) Hey I just woke up should I shower or just pull a Kederline?"

Kederline by Mateodelkramer February 21, 2006

kevin federline

verb

(also federline)

1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future

2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure

3. To hoodwink

noun

1. A talentless shit stain

(v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She's having his bastard in a few months.

(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!

(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.

kevin federline by Jeff T August 3, 2005

kevin federline

AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.

Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

kevin federline by bigtones May 27, 2006

kevin federline

Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha!

kevin federline came from a trailer

kevin federline by chazzy!!! April 14, 2006

kevin federline

White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a douche. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him rim jobs. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney.

Did you see Britney's new Husband? No, well his name's Kevin Federline. He lives in a trailer.

kevin federline by SxY bEAsT February 13, 2005

federline 

1. (n) a male version of a gold digger, willing to sacrifice integrity and respect for a life of comfort. The beneficiary of a Sugar Mama.
2. (n) one who latches on to a wealthy ladyfriend, in order to avoid working or a tradionational occupation. Easily identifiable by their lack of ambition and individual thought (relational equivalent of the Yes Man in the business world).

"Stedman is Oprah's federline"
"That guy has no talent to speak of. It's a good thing he's a federline."

federline by Kristomie April 13, 2005

federline 

verb: To mooch off of a wealthy woman, displaying no skills of your own other than knocking her up and ensuring your own future income. Dressing poorly is optional; considering the word "pimp" a compliment is not.

adjective: To be like KFed; to attach yourself to a rich woman, marry her and live off of her while trying to promote your own lame Eminem-not-like "career," as well as sleazing around, cornrowing your skanky white hair and avoiding showers and baths as if they would make you melt.

That's just gross; he's just federlining now that he has that rich girlfriend. Plus he smells like patchouli, trying to cover up that three-day-old skank. I hope he doesn't take off his shoes!

Can't she see he's just trying to federline her?

I don't know; Ben used to be cool, but now he's become too federline for me. Maybe it's the constant ball-scratching.

federline by Schultz Hardin May 1, 2006