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Kenmerman 

Sea creature, often jokingly related to the mythological mermaid, but mail and repulsive. propels itself through the water using excretian, which often interferes with the natural ecosystem of all nearby areas.
Its a close relation of the smelefingafish, found in the amazon , which locates itself in the inner rectum of unknown swimmers, and lives on feces.
Is it a seal? , Is it a whale?--no its only a Kenmerman.
Kenmerman by pogi1alan August 9, 2006
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Crazy girl who sits next to me in Chemistry of Beer...jewish
god, she is acting like such a Kanterman
Kanterman by shelbymustang350 February 3, 2010

Kellermans 

Globular dead zones within a Protein A chromatography column.
Looks like we've got some Kellermans in this column, better check the HETP / asymmetry!
Kellermans by tealtiger2 August 1, 2012

sam kellerman

Dead public access TV personality that had a hip-hop call-in show at 1:30 am Sat. nights from Metro TV in N.Y.C. Was younger brother of Max Kellerman of Fox TV. Sam was also in the first Yankee Network TV commercials and a car commercial afterwards. Believed he moved to LA to pursue a career in sports journalism in boxing. Ironically twist has it his friend and roommate, a/k/a The Harlem Hammer had known Kellerman for about 30 years, is now his killer.
Was beaten to death in L.A. by his boxer friend who then stole his car and was at large for 48 hours till the cops caught him.
sam kellerman by it's a riddle October 25, 2004

Kenderman 

Last Name of a girl i dont like. she says doritos are spicy.
I dont like kenderman
Kenderman by RGYHUJJ<3 May 18, 2022

Kiley Kellerman 

Annoyinng
Oh that girl? She’s such a Kiley Kellerman
Kiley Kellerman by Shgdjdididhnxnx January 30, 2018

kindermann 

1) Any artificial intelligence based computer program designed for playing fantasy sports online.

2) An AI project within a major online fantasy sport company, code named, "kindermann", that is used in fantasy leagues without sufficient human participants to complete the league.
"Fuck, Maclin had a breakout game and I logged into my computer within five minutes, and kindermann already added him."
kindermann by ravens-playa October 12, 2009