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Kebabkruncher
Kebabkruncher by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean July 11, 2024
kebabkruncher
The guy who likes kebab who gets all the girls, has currently 637 followers on Instagram, loves Travis Scott, is a half-Syrian half-turkish, Gets all girls whose name starts with F, loves Turkish shawarma, has creepy versions on Instagram, Loves me, J destroyer, professional swiftie hater, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all, the owner of DaFuq boom, loves gooning, jelqing, and edging, and I think he likes Travis Scott.
Example names that have no relation to real life:
Farah: Why is he eating Kebab?
Jane: Shhhhh, he is a kebabkruncher, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all.
Farah: I want him.
Jane: No, he's mine.
Both: Which he'll choose?
The🐐: I choose Farah.
Farah: Why is he eating Kebab?
Jane: Shhhhh, he is a kebabkruncher, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all.
Farah: I want him.
Jane: No, he's mine.
Both: Which he'll choose?
The🐐: I choose Farah.
kebabkruncher by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean April 17, 2024