kebabkruncher

The guy who likes kebab who gets all the girls, has currently 637 followers on Instagram, loves Travis Scott, is a half-Syrian half-turkish, Gets all girls whose name starts with F, loves Turkish shawarma, has creepy versions on Instagram, Loves me, J destroyer, professional swiftie hater, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all, the owner of DaFuq boom, loves gooning, jelqing, and edging, and I think he likes Travis Scott.

Example names that have no relation to real life:

Farah: Why is he eating Kebab?
Jane: Shhhhh, he is a kebabkruncher, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all.
Farah: I want him.
Jane: No, he's mine.
Both: Which he'll choose?
The🐐: I choose Farah.

kebabkruncher by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean April 17, 2024

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kebabkruncher

unknown person from instagram who regularly posts questionable stories ranging from semen on his backpack to covering his face with a fish

"kebabkruncher just dropped a new story"

kebabkruncher by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024

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kebabkruncher

kebabkruncher is an anonymous figure on instagram who posts questionable stories ranging from yet again questionable reels to pictures of supposed results of "semen wars" with semen on his backpack and a fish over his face

@kebabkruncher just dropped a wild new story

kebabkruncher by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024

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Kebabkruncher

A guy who likes Kebab and Travis Scott. Turkish RRRRAAAHHHHH

Travis Scott: I'm so lucky to have a fan like you
Kebabkruncher: I'm about to blow

Kebabkruncher by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean July 11, 2024

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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