keat

verb; For one to keat is to spontaneously jump up in front of a group of people who has absolutely no respect for you, and then to attempt to dance the cancan.

Sergeant Tiang: Last night at Air Cadets, I tried to motivate my flight by dancing, but all I ended up doing was keating!

by Ian Peebles October 06, 2006

keat

adjective; the superlative form of describing the utmost homosexuality.

Kenneth: You are gay!
Vincent: You're gayer!
Jacob: You are KEAT.

by Acobjei Eelei October 08, 2006

keat

In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.

JT: Oh my, I've got so many keats in my hand.
JL: Yeah, I know! My whole hand is keats!

by Ian Peebles October 06, 2006

keat

a virgin , someone who has not ever had sex before

my name is keat and i am a virgin

by mark January 13, 2005

keat

a homophobe reppin the west coast

"You see that kid over there? That kid is sucha keat!"
"Gnarly, dudeeee."

by betty crocker 123 January 21, 2009

Keat

\ kē- at \
abnormally short, asian, and cute.

wow! that asian girl is very short, asian, and cute. she’s so keat!

by Isaac's definitions May 22, 2020

keats

1) To roughhouse or destroy. 2) To apply excess force (Usually causing expensive repercussions).

Don't keats that. I just bought it. You keatsed my computer, now the cd drive is jammed !!!

by zac attach April 18, 2008