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The ability to annoy someone to the max yet still be loved by the people around you
You are such a keannan
Keannan by jhdigjkhdw November 22, 2021
Amazing. Loves to sing. Is a good friend and is very lovable. She will find or has found the perfect guy. She dances when no body's watching. And is herself in front of all her closest friends. She's insecure about things. And is good with love and advice.
Dude, Keanna really acts herself around me.
Keanna by Pandasforever May 1, 2016
Verb: To progressively hit someone in the head with a hydro flask
“Yo that bitch really just Keannad her”
Keanna by Keanna February 8, 2019
Keannahs are the most beautiful girls in the world they can be really annoying, at times ,& get you mad alot but keannahs are sweethearts they will do anything for you , they are faithful they are just the type of girl to be around with for the rest of your life , they have the most cutest smiles ever , they dress real cute not just to impress others , but to impress their loved ones also , they are absolutely wifey type they cook good ,& they always gotta stay neat ,& clean they will argue over the stupidest stuff , they will always put a smile on your face , when your feeling low thats the generous type of girl to be with forever ,& ever

I found my keannah :) April 12,2012 happy with her ❤️
Keannahs have Big bootys , nice body , beautiful smiles ,& have the most adorable face ever
keannah by Sneakerfreak December 4, 2013

dirty kennan

An act performed by three homosexual males. One male will lay flat on his back with a funnel in his mouth. The second male will begin to defecate into the funnel while the third male simultaneously back hands the erect penis of the male laying on the floor repetitively.
After a fun night on the town, Tom hooked up with two new friends. After going back to Tom’s place, things became pretty heated and they did a dirty kennan!
dirty kennan by a.glaub June 30, 2020
A mysterious guy who only he knows his deepest mystery.
Your nothing but a Kannan.
kannan by Ley_foreverandalways October 22, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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