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Kennan
a Kennan is a fly girl with the best legs you've ever seen. a mega cool girl who all the boys want. she usually wears unacceptably short skirts/shorts/dresses and shows A LOT of cleavage and gets away with it, mostly because she accomplishes that without looking slutty. because a Kennan is someone who is beautiful and intelligent, yet mad fresh.
she usually has a bestfriend by the name of Lacy, who is less good looking than her but eqaully smart.
when approaching a Kennan, be sure not to assume you can smash her cakes just beause she looks hott and wears little clothing. be aware that she is way more than that.
a Kennan is crazy, insane, and mad outrageous. but in a good way.
she usually has a bestfriend by the name of Lacy, who is less good looking than her but eqaully smart.
when approaching a Kennan, be sure not to assume you can smash her cakes just beause she looks hott and wears little clothing. be aware that she is way more than that.
a Kennan is crazy, insane, and mad outrageous. but in a good way.
Boy 1 - "I saw this ridiculously sexy girl walking in the mall today with this other cute girl. the sexy one had legs that go on for days and was lookin' mega fly. but i dont think i can smash her cakes because i'm not good enough for her"
Boy 2 - "Dude, she must have been a Kennan."
Boy 2 - "Dude, she must have been a Kennan."
Kennan by Lacyeatsdinosaurs October 20, 2008
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Kennan • kennaniscool • kennankles • Kennanrella • dirty kennan • lenin kennan • Keenan • kenna • Kenan • kennadi
dirty kennan
An act performed by three homosexual males. One male will lay flat on his back with a funnel in his mouth. The second male will begin to defecate into the funnel while the third male simultaneously back hands the erect penis of the male laying on the floor repetitively.
After a fun night on the town, Tom hooked up with two new friends. After going back to Tom’s place, things became pretty heated and they did a dirty kennan!
dirty kennan by a.glaub June 30, 2020
lenin kennan
a necessary act that took place on october 2nd, 2004. the night jess got his first piece of ass in carosi's living room will live in infamy.
lenin kennan by - October 3, 2004
Kenyan from the West
AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.
Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?
Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!
Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!
Kenyan from the West by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013
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