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When somebody pulls a face or mocks the other person for being right, having something the other doesn't
Don't pull that face at you're brother! That's keaming
keaming by Stokie15 April 15, 2015
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What the helvetica, your kerning has turned into one massive keming fest. What the font were you thinking?
Keming by Jon-Kyle February 22, 2008

Paul Keating 

High school drop-out, classical music lover, collector of antique clocks, wearer of Zegna suits and twenty-fourth Prime Minister of Australia between 1991 and 1996. He came to prominence as the reformist Treasurer in the Hawke government, and is remembered for both his many legislative achievements as Prime Minister, and his colourful insults.
As Prime Minister, Paul Keating was famous for his use of colourful invective, at one time memorably describing his successor, John Howard as "the little desiccated coconut."

John Keating 

The teacher of a somewhat unorthodox high school literature class. As portrayed by Robin Williams in the movie 'Dead Poets Society'.
John Keating by johnkeating March 21, 2009

robert keating

The most handsome irish bassist in the fucking world. Have you seen his eyes? Jesus Christ. Aries boy, millenium boy, beer boy... BIRD BINGO.
- Hey, who is that handsome dude on your wallpaper?
+ Are you kidding bitch? That's Robert Keating
-Ok, give me his @
(n.) The result of improper kerning.

(to kern is to adjust space between characters in typeset text).
The typographer who worked on that film just pulled a keming by not having equal spacing between each letter in each word in the opening credits.
keming by AvsC February 21, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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