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Coffee of extreme strength and lack of any additional condiments, such as milk, sugar or flavorings.

Often taken by people in the computing industry, as a non-prescribed concentrational supplement.

Kawphy is never drunk by those who also drink tea or tea variants, with the exception of iced tea (Source: wild assumption).

Kawphy consumption is especially commom amongst hacker (note: not to be confused with cracker / phreaker) groups, as its concentration enhancing properties are reported to allow for a bullet time like effect when the user is required to think fast and make quick decisions.
"Dude, make me another cup of kawphy while you're there eh? I got 10,000 more lines to write tonight."

"|-|o1d 0n d00d, g077a d0\/\/n 4n07h0r Ka\/\/p|-|y b3FoR3 1 j4Ck 1n."

"Subject 31c, police records show that the subject was found dead in his appartment at 21:57pm, an autopsy showed that death was caused by consumption of 36 to 39 400ml doses of kawphy. Suicide is suspected."
kawphy by Bob February 29, 2004
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Meeting up with fellow geeks, usually in a place that serves coffee.
Used in proper context as; "Let's go out for kawphy with the guys from CompSci or that #<hobby>".
kawphy by Nscafe Unleaded January 21, 2005
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coffee, java, joe, etc.
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