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Hot. Secretive. Sexy. Addicted to speeding along winding roads. Totally quirky, cool and delicious.
'What was that??'
'Must've been Karling Racing'
karling by speedstar February 5, 2010
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Karling is to Bullshit someone or make up lies to cover up other lies.

Karl is known as the king of clusterfucks and always has an excuse for everything. He is lie about lies to get off the hook.
Dude, stop karling me and tell me the truth
Karling by VegasJake May 30, 2021
Related Words
Look at Jason, he’s Karling!
Karling by VDub918 July 3, 2023
Slacker. To do very little or nothing at all.
Hey, look at Jason, he’s karling.
Karling by VDub918 September 1, 2023

hot karling 

its a sport were you have to wait till your driveway freezes over in the winter. its similar to curling but with shit
its whoever gets the furthest distance

christmas karling 

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
christmas karling by tim March 21, 2005
A KARLING is a breed of Asian that is often mistaken for other oriental types
"Dude, That smoking hot Japanese chick are the bar is checking you out!"
"Who the Korean looking Mexican girl?"
"Yeah the one who might be Thai actually"
"Yeah she's quite sexy for a Karling"
A Karling by Medieval January 6, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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