karlaism 

karlaism is a religion or cult based on the belief that there is a godly creature named karla (often confused with the name 'klara') who may be visible to some people as a teenager who is a ginger and possibly identifies as a girl, which there is no direct record of, or a small dog which can be seen on posters in many cities around the world that say things like "who has seen karla?".
Karlaism follows the beliefs written in the sacret book, the koran, and the ones on an altar which is, just like the koran, to be found at an art school in central europe for only 2 weeks per month.
Karlaism is a religion based on kindness and it revolves around anti-normativity. Another important person to every karlaist is a small bear which is said to be sitting on the altar of karlaism and which nods at the karlaist when they have said the self-worth-based prayer of karlaism.

"i have converted to karlaism, i am now a karlaist."
"have you said your prayers to karla today, when passing by the altar of karlaism?"

karlaism by caillou3618495! January 28, 2022

prayer of karlaism 

A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.

Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"

prayer of karlaism by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022

Karlism 

"Karlism" is an extremely negative paranoid view of the world, combined with a sadomasochistic non-productive extraordinarily vocal and manipulative tendency to express such negative views in order to obtain a personal benefit, even though it usually accomplishes the exact opposite of what the person expressing such views might be trying to achieve.

Even in case John had been correct in some of his critical observations, his usual non-productive way of communication can be seen as a perfect example of "Karlism."

Due to his "Karlistic" approach, John who felt management had been conspiring against him from the beginning, only made the situation worse when he openly accused a board member of manipulation and deceit."

Karlism by Pieterro July 4, 2008

Kaylaism 

Kaylaism is someone name Kayla has a special way of doing things or actimg a certain way like talking to themselves, making weird sounds, eat cereal without milk, eats waffles without syrup, walks around on their tippy toes, always have a blanket, has an obsession with unicorns, etc.

"I have Kaylaism, I have a bunch of unicorn cups and I talk to myself I even answer myself. My name is not even Kayla, my name is Denise Swamprectum."

Kaylaism by Chris Christie January 12, 2020

karlais

Karlais is a very bad person when he is tired and have very bad luck with girls

Karlais:yor cute
girl:your not

karlais by bendeer01 January 3, 2018

Karlism 

A member of a motorcycle club that is also a homosexual.

"Look at that Nikey Bikie! He is definately Karlism!"

Karlism by Howard Heduit June 17, 2024